network; from e.walsh (mid-week 2)

[fullmoonmutt]

when is next full moon
full moons
full moon this month
all full moons this year

[ Someone appears to be attempting an internet search. That someone has failed. They are now texting everyone else instead. ]

Comments

from @harlequin

[cirquedesang]

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

[fullmoonmutt]

[ ????? ]

the fuck r u doing answering
u aren't the internet
what r those balls

[cirquedesang]

You realize you asked all of us instead of the internet, yes?
They're moons...
Though they could be balls if you'd like to fetch them.

from @knightofbeauty

[beautifulknight]

Is everything alright?

Oh, I know.

Is it that you like to witness the splendid light of the full moon in all of its Beauty?

[fullmoonmutt]

[ WHOMST?! ]

what the fuck
no
who the fuck does that ever

[beautifulknight]

[ nyoro~n ]

Do not fear. It can be very common for people to participate in watching the stunning light of the moon from high above.

Indeed, because it can be quite the spectacle of magnificent Beauty.

But if you are not doing so, what sparks the curiosity in looking forward to the full moon's phase? A matter of grave importance? Simply curiosity's sake?

If you need assistance searching on the web, I will be most happy to provide. If someone has not lent a hand already.

@gracefully 🐹🌼

[oracool]

you have to say alexa first to search stuff

[ :3 ]

[fullmoonmutt]

who the fuck is alexa????
nobody told me that!!!1

[oracool]

she's the lil helper lady that lives inside of phones!!!

you'd just be like hey alexa what's the weather? and she'll be like... the weather!

@deckshuffling

[drawnorigin]

Is there a reason you're so concerned about the moon?

[moon's haunted...]

[fullmoonmutt]

holy shit i was just trying 2 look something up
i didnt mean to text all u fuckers
it was just a dumb question ok

[drawnorigin]

A dumb question you tried to ask in four different ways? Seems a bit more serious than a passing dumb question to me...

@manslayer

[goei]

[Izou may be from the 19th century, but he was summoned to modern times by a young adult so he has been Taught The Internet. He would still be pretty inept but that won't stop him from being judgemental of what he DOES know.]

don't know how to use a search engine, dog boy?

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Eli doesn't even need to wonder who this is, wow. ]

hey fuckface
that shit stopped working years ago on my earth
so go eat a dick elsewhre

[goei]

[He knows how to cultivate a brand image.]

I ain't the one who can't figure out how to use a phone properly
Why don't YOU eat a dick, aah?

from @yuri_alkaev

[silentfury]

I'm not entirely sure, but if you give me time, I can track the stars in the sky and figure out the pattern for you.

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Is this finally the internet? Why is it named "yuri_alkaev"? He was told the internet is called Alexa? ]

u can do that???
how long will that take
i need 2 know

[ushirono]

In two weeks.

[ disclaimer: idk if this is actually true ]

[fullmoonmutt]

4 real?
but what day

[ lmao it's monday actually ]

@Arven

[supherb]

[After reading through the comments...]

am i gonna have to worry about you doing weird stuff in the dorm every full moon

[fullmoonmutt]

arvn
no??//
i dont think so
even if i was it wouldnt be in the room geez

@stillsunrise

[cleansewithfire]

Why are you asking about the moon?

[fullmoonmutt]

cuz i want 2 know??/
its not that deep

@amagihiiro

[umurice]

Are you planning on moon watching here? It should be soon!

[fullmoonmutt]

fine
yeah
im going to watch the moon
how soon???/