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[fullmoonmutt]

when is next full moon
full moons
full moon this month
all full moons this year

[ Someone appears to be attempting an internet search. That someone has failed. They are now texting everyone else instead. ]

Comments

@gracefully 🐹🌼

[oracool]

you have to say alexa first to search stuff

[ :3 ]

[fullmoonmutt]

who the fuck is alexa????
nobody told me that!!!1

[oracool]

she's the lil helper lady that lives inside of phones!!!

you'd just be like hey alexa what's the weather? and she'll be like... the weather!

[fullmoonmutt]

what
like with my voice
i just talk at the phone???
wait
is she listening all the time
thats creepy

[oracool]

well sure but you've got to activate the voice commands first

you'll want to open up the keypad and then punch in up up down down left right left right B A start

easy peasy!

[fullmoonmutt]

[ why... ]

???/
there is no up down tho

[oracool]

oh! maybe you've got an old model then

should probably ask our pal mina about that

[ Nyehehe... ]

what do you need to know the moon phases for?

[fullmoonmutt]

aint asking eyebrows shit
ill figure it out

dont matter why does it
i just need 2 know

[oracool]

eyebrows??? is that what you're calling her?

[fullmoonmutt]

yeah
got a problem with that