network; from e.walsh (mid-week 2)

[fullmoonmutt]

when is next full moon
full moons
full moon this month
all full moons this year

[ Someone appears to be attempting an internet search. That someone has failed. They are now texting everyone else instead. ]

Comments

from @harlequin

[cirquedesang]

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

from @knightofbeauty

[beautifulknight]

Is everything alright?

Oh, I know.

Is it that you like to witness the splendid light of the full moon in all of its Beauty?

@gracefully 🐹🌼

[oracool]

you have to say alexa first to search stuff

[ :3 ]

[fullmoonmutt]

[ ????? ]

the fuck r u doing answering
u aren't the internet
what r those balls

@deckshuffling

[drawnorigin]

Is there a reason you're so concerned about the moon?

[moon's haunted...]

[fullmoonmutt]

[ WHOMST?! ]

what the fuck
no
who the fuck does that ever

[cirquedesang]

You realize you asked all of us instead of the internet, yes?
They're moons...
Though they could be balls if you'd like to fetch them.

[fullmoonmutt]

who the fuck is alexa????
nobody told me that!!!1

[fullmoonmutt]

holy shit i was just trying 2 look something up
i didnt mean to text all u fuckers
it was just a dumb question ok

[drawnorigin]

A dumb question you tried to ask in four different ways? Seems a bit more serious than a passing dumb question to me...

[fullmoonmutt]

crap
phones suck
u can go suck on those balls urself
they hardly look like moons
who is this???

[fullmoonmutt]

maybe i like moons
did u think of that
huh

[cirquedesang]

just these phones
🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘
Better? A whole cycle~
Guess.

🧛

@manslayer

[goei]

[Izou may be from the 19th century, but he was summoned to modern times by a young adult so he has been Taught The Internet. He would still be pretty inept but that won't stop him from being judgemental of what he DOES know.]

don't know how to use a search engine, dog boy?

from @yuri_alkaev

[silentfury]

I'm not entirely sure, but if you give me time, I can track the stars in the sky and figure out the pattern for you.

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Eli doesn't even need to wonder who this is, wow. ]

hey fuckface
that shit stopped working years ago on my earth
so go eat a dick elsewhre

[oracool]

she's the lil helper lady that lives inside of phones!!!

you'd just be like hey alexa what's the weather? and she'll be like... the weather!

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Is this finally the internet? Why is it named "yuri_alkaev"? He was told the internet is called Alexa? ]

u can do that???
how long will that take
i need 2 know

[fullmoonmutt]

what
like with my voice
i just talk at the phone???
wait
is she listening all the time
thats creepy

[goei]

[He knows how to cultivate a brand image.]

I ain't the one who can't figure out how to use a phone properly
Why don't YOU eat a dick, aah?

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Oh... ]

ok guess they are moons
fine
well
u know why i need 2 know then right

[drawnorigin]

You don't seem like the sort of kid who likes anything.

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Okay, just being rude to Izou isn't going to cut it. Eli needs to make this worse. ]

that an invitation
manlayer

[oracool]

well sure but you've got to activate the voice commands first

you'll want to open up the keypad and then punch in up up down down left right left right B A start

easy peasy!

[fullmoonmutt]

what
i like stuff!!!
lots of stuff
like moons

[ Actually, he kinda hates the moon, but, yeah. ]