network; from e.walsh (mid-week 2)

[fullmoonmutt]

when is next full moon
full moons
full moon this month
all full moons this year

[ Someone appears to be attempting an internet search. That someone has failed. They are now texting everyone else instead. ]

Comments

@manslayer

[goei]

[Izou may be from the 19th century, but he was summoned to modern times by a young adult so he has been Taught The Internet. He would still be pretty inept but that won't stop him from being judgemental of what he DOES know.]

don't know how to use a search engine, dog boy?

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Eli doesn't even need to wonder who this is, wow. ]

hey fuckface
that shit stopped working years ago on my earth
so go eat a dick elsewhre

[goei]

[He knows how to cultivate a brand image.]

I ain't the one who can't figure out how to use a phone properly
Why don't YOU eat a dick, aah?

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Okay, just being rude to Izou isn't going to cut it. Eli needs to make this worse. ]

that an invitation
manlayer

[goei]

[These two deserve each other in a cosmic sort of way. Fated idiot rivals.]

Why you askin'?
You wanna get laid by me?
Sorry, I ain't into whelps who don't know their place.

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Oh, this backfired, but Eli isn't going to be the first one to stop!!! ...yeah, these morons deserve each other. ]

u say that but im sure with how massive ur ego is
the rest of u is so tiny that id be disappointed anyway

[goei]

[The gay chicken... it has begun.]

Don't see how you could even be disappointed when I doubt you've ever even gotten any in the first place

[fullmoonmutt]

dont need experience to know disappointment when i see it
u may as well be wearing a sign sayin how small ur dick is

[goei]

yeah?
Why don't you come here and we'll see who the real disappointment is?
You got lucky last time

[fullmoonmutt]

and waste my time?
nah
all ur gonna do is whine about me not following ur stupid sword rules
when ur losing all over again

[goei]

I ain't gonna do that because I ain't gonna waste my sword on a guy like you

You wanna fight like a dog, I'll beat you with my bare hands

[fullmoonmutt]

now ur just looking 4 an excuse to grab me huh
ur lucky i have other things 2 do but next time i see u im gonna kick ur ass
u got nothing on me hand 2 hand

[goei]

You were the one tryna grab me first idiot

Go ahead and get cocky but just cause I'm a genius with a sword don't mean I don't know how to throw a punch.

[fullmoonmutt]

[ ...wait, that is true. ]

shut up thats just how i fight
u better not punch like a friggin wimp for all the shit talking u do manlayer
see u when i see u chump

[goei]

yeah yeah
get ready ta learn why manslayer okada izou was added to the throne of heroes