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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

Comments

[goei]

Yeah that!

[NO!!!]

NOT HERE

[moodwrecker]

[Wow this is truly just the dumb babies corner huh]

NOT HERE

[fullmoonmutt]

[ WOW AUBREY DON'T BE JEALOUS OF HIS SMARTNESS ]

[fullmoonmutt]

thought so
well
too bad then mate
if u really have a problem with all this take it up with the goddess
eyebrows told me she might show up if u make something as proof of a connection
or some sappy crap like that
and offer it 2 her at her temple

[goei]

Anybody callin' themselves a goddess ain't gonna care what fuckin complaints I got idiot
who th' hell is eyebrows

[fullmoonmutt]

the knucklehead whos doing all her work 4 her
but look
i mean what if we made a thing and drew her out
and then fought her
huh

[goei]

That ain't gonna work
even'f she don't got proper command seals I'd bet all th'money i got that she's got somethin' like it

[fullmoonmutt]

oh
so ur 2 chicken 2 try
i should have figured

[goei]

Shaddup! You don't fuckin' understand!
You ain't ever been in a situation like this before!

[fullmoonmutt]

what fuckin situation
being kidnapped by something freaky like this goddess chick
cause no i have been in that situation
but i dont know what a command seal is
no ones going to command me neway im not that weak

[goei]

Bein summoned ta do shit
I've been through it before that's what I'm sayin ya fucking mutt

when a heroic spirts summoned normally th' way the mage that's summoned them prevents them from jus' turnin on them is command seals
if they use one ta give you a command you gotta do it no matter what
th'magic forces ya to
even if they tell ya t'kill yerself you don't gotta choice

[fullmoonmutt]

[ what the fuuuu ]

look if she could do that
she wouldnt b having a hard time getting us to play nice
and make friends
i think its worth the risk

[goei]

[And we know it can do that in fate/ canon because it's happened multiple times because mages are absolutely terrible assholes!!!]

Again
if its anything like command seals
she can't just blast'em off whenever
mages get three of 'em
she could have limits like that too

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Plus, they're having this conversation on a public network post where she can 100% be reading, so. Ultimately a bad idea. ]

shes a GODDESS not a mage
and if she needs us to fix her city shes probably weak
come on
what happened to the big best killer swordsman ever routine of yours

[cirquedesang]

Hypothetical.

[Yeah we're pointing out it's the dumb baby corner.]

[goei]

You fuckin' knew what I meant!
S'hard to remember words like that when 'm drunk ok??

[Finally an admission of what most people probably already assumed.]

[cirquedesang]

Drink some water.
I can see you already regret this post, don't regret drinking in the morning.

[goei]

Don't tell me what t'do
I'm gonna drink more so I can fuckin' forget i had any of these dumbass conversations with you freaks

[cirquedesang]

Hm. Sounds expensive and inconvenient.

[goei]

The hell're you talkin' about it's the most convenient solution there is!

[cirquedesang]

I suppose it is if you want to spend all your hard-earned cash on liquor.

Couldn't be me.

[L-literally... but... you know...]

[goei]

What else is there ta spend it on?

I gotta eat but gettin' my hands on meat and white rice's way easier than it was when I was alive! And there ain't gamblin' ta be had here s'far as I can tell. So I can spend everything else on booze!

[cirquedesang]

...You haven't found the gambling, yet?
Ah... perhaps I shouldn't tell you...

[goei]

what!!!

Tell me right now!!!

[cirquedesang]

Try the arcade.
Place with the flashy lights and noises and more kids than there should be.
Most of those machines are basically gambling.