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this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense 'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin' Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight Prob'ly plenty others who can do both So why me? I ain't suited fer makin' friends 'M just a killer They should've picked someone like Ryoma Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway No one wants Okada Izou S'that why I never get used right?

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thought so well too bad then mate if u really have a problem with all this take it up with the goddess eyebrows told me she might show up if u make something as proof of a connection or some sappy crap like that and offer it 2 her at her temple

Anybody callin' themselves a goddess ain't gonna care what fuckin complaints I got idiot who th' hell is eyebrows

the knucklehead whos doing all her work 4 her but look i mean what if we made a thing and drew her out and then fought her huh

That ain't gonna work even'f she don't got proper command seals I'd bet all th'money i got that she's got somethin' like it

oh so ur 2 chicken 2 try i should have figured

Shaddup! You don't fuckin' understand! You ain't ever been in a situation like this before!

what fuckin situation being kidnapped by something freaky like this goddess chick cause no i have been in that situation but i dont know what a command seal is no ones going to command me neway im not that weak

Bein summoned ta do shit I've been through it before that's what I'm sayin ya fucking mutt when a heroic spirts summoned normally th' way the mage that's summoned them prevents them from jus' turnin on them is command seals if they use one ta give you a command you gotta do it no matter what th'magic forces ya to even if they tell ya t'kill yerself you don't gotta choice

[ what the fuuuu ]

look if she could do that she wouldnt b having a hard time getting us to play nice and make friends i think its worth the risk

[And we know it can do that in fate/ canon because it's happened multiple times because mages are absolutely terrible assholes!!!]

Again if its anything like command seals she can't just blast'em off whenever mages get three of 'em she could have limits like that too

[ Plus, they're having this conversation on a public network post where she can 100% be reading, so. Ultimately a bad idea. ]

shes a GODDESS not a mage and if she needs us to fix her city shes probably weak come on what happened to the big best killer swordsman ever routine of yours

[The goddess watching this like "hm"]

first of all even if i wanted ta do this why would i trust you ta do it with could just use it as a chance ta stab me in the back ta win points with her

what hey fuck you man if i stab u im stabbing u from the front and i wont be for some random old hag in a dusty temple

Words don't mean shit You already proved ya don't care about fightin' with honor why th'hell should I believe you?

i fight 2 survive honor doesnt do a lot for that but im not a godddamn backstabber whatever ill figure something else out on my own

Don't go doin' something stupid and gettin' yerself killed Least not before I get a chance ta kill you first

well ur not going 2 help me no one else is either so if i die i die

[ this is the stupidest conversation ever and eli isn't even the drunk one ]

[Yeah what's Eli's excuse for being as dumb as the guy who's wasted???]

What th'hell kinda logic is that?? Don't just throw yer life away on some boneheaded idea y'haven't even thought over!

mate the fuck do u care how i die if u plan on killing me anyway its cooler to go down fighting a god than fighting u neway

cause I know how fucking much it sucks ta die when ya still got lots of shit ya wanna do and yer way younger than I was when I died!

[ None of that computes. What? ]

how come ur going from saying ur going 2 kil me to wanting me to live a long time what the hell

Didn't fuckin' say that don't put words'n my mouth

u literally told me not 2 throw my life away???

S'complicated! You ain't never felt two conflictin' things'at once??

[ Wow, that's a long pause between Izou's answer and Eli's reply. Usually, he's smashing out poorly written responses lightning fast but, finally, ]

fine i get it i still want 2 talk 2 the goddess tho even if its without a fight

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