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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

Comments

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Plus, they're having this conversation on a public network post where she can 100% be reading, so. Ultimately a bad idea. ]

shes a GODDESS not a mage
and if she needs us to fix her city shes probably weak
come on
what happened to the big best killer swordsman ever routine of yours

[goei]

[The goddess watching this like "hm"]

first of all
even if i wanted ta do this
why would i trust you ta do it with
could just use it as a chance ta stab me in the back ta win points with her

[fullmoonmutt]

what
hey
fuck you man
if i stab u im stabbing u from the front
and i wont be for some random old hag in a dusty temple

[goei]

Words don't mean shit
You already proved ya don't care about fightin' with honor
why th'hell should I believe you?

[fullmoonmutt]

i fight 2 survive
honor doesnt do a lot for that
but im not a godddamn backstabber
whatever
ill figure something else out on my own

[goei]

Don't go doin' something stupid and gettin' yerself killed
Least not before I get a chance ta kill you first

[fullmoonmutt]

well ur not going 2 help me
no one else is either
so if i die i die

[ this is the stupidest conversation ever and eli isn't even the drunk one ]

[goei]

[Yeah what's Eli's excuse for being as dumb as the guy who's wasted???]

What th'hell kinda logic is that??
Don't just throw yer life away on some boneheaded idea y'haven't even thought over!

[fullmoonmutt]

mate the fuck do u care how i die
if u plan on killing me anyway
its cooler to go down fighting a god than fighting u neway

[goei]

cause I know how fucking much it sucks ta die when ya still got lots of shit ya wanna do and yer way younger than I was when I died!

[fullmoonmutt]

[ None of that computes. What? ]

how come ur going from saying ur going 2 kil me to wanting me to live a long time what the hell

[goei]

Didn't fuckin' say that don't put words'n my mouth

[fullmoonmutt]

u literally told me not 2 throw my life away???

[goei]

S'complicated!
You ain't never felt two conflictin' things'at once??

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Wow, that's a long pause between Izou's answer and Eli's reply. Usually, he's smashing out poorly written responses lightning fast but, finally, ]

fine
i get it
i still want 2 talk 2 the goddess tho
even if its without a fight

[goei]

[Before Izou has time to reply to this he is being assaulted by Eli IRL but he certainly hasn't said that's a BAD idea]