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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

Comments

[cirquedesang]

Hypothetical.

[Yeah we're pointing out it's the dumb baby corner.]

[goei]

You fuckin' knew what I meant!
S'hard to remember words like that when 'm drunk ok??

[Finally an admission of what most people probably already assumed.]

[cirquedesang]

Drink some water.
I can see you already regret this post, don't regret drinking in the morning.

[goei]

Don't tell me what t'do
I'm gonna drink more so I can fuckin' forget i had any of these dumbass conversations with you freaks

[cirquedesang]

Hm. Sounds expensive and inconvenient.

[goei]

The hell're you talkin' about it's the most convenient solution there is!

[cirquedesang]

I suppose it is if you want to spend all your hard-earned cash on liquor.

Couldn't be me.

[L-literally... but... you know...]

[goei]

What else is there ta spend it on?

I gotta eat but gettin' my hands on meat and white rice's way easier than it was when I was alive! And there ain't gamblin' ta be had here s'far as I can tell. So I can spend everything else on booze!

[cirquedesang]

...You haven't found the gambling, yet?
Ah... perhaps I shouldn't tell you...

[goei]

what!!!

Tell me right now!!!

[cirquedesang]

Try the arcade.
Place with the flashy lights and noises and more kids than there should be.
Most of those machines are basically gambling.

[goei]

they got gambling fer kids now!?

Kids shouldn't be doin' shit like that!

[cirquedesang]

They've had gambling for kids for ages.
It's even on phone now, you know.
I think they call them "gotya" games or something like that.

[goei]

[Yeah gotye games you got ut celeste!!!]

That's fucked up
I suck at gambling cause i ain't that smart but kidsve gotta be even worse

[cirquedesang]

[We can be a dumbass sometimes, too.]

You don't have to be smart to push buttons.
Just lucky.
I'm sure you'll find one you're good at, eventually.

[goei]

It's just pushin buttons?
Not cards or dice or shit like that??

[cirquedesang]

Cards and dice still exist, too, of course.
But the phone gambling and the machine gambling is mostly pushing buttons.