[ RNG says there is no time for an umbrella (2). This startles Schneider back but she doesn't make a sound, even as she gathers up the bunny in her arms. Poor bunny. She looks down at it and then at Eli]
You are worse than Big Tommy back home. You really want a beating don't you.
What? Can't take a little water? Then maybe don't tell people they stink, huh?
[ He isn't really worried here. She's kind of small, even if she has an enormously intimidating personality going on. Thankfully, the photos are happening, so they'll soon be parted. ]
Then don't go falling into toilet water and shaking yourself off like a mutt.
[Don't underestimate her and her ability to use her size to her advantage!! But she's not that mad so she decides against wasting any bullets. But if there's any leftover dish soap after this, she's dumping it on Eli's head.
Wait.
She promptly sprays him down with her perfume. Enjoy smelling like oranges, Eli]
[ Eli might be able to pick up on all the notes in the perfume - mandarin, Bergamot Orange, Musk, Tobacco. An orange, alluring scent that suits Schneider very well, but maybe not Eli.]
Ah, much better. This will hold you off until you can have a proper bath.
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I prefer birds but this one is rather cute, isn't it?
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Bun-Bun closes its eyes as it gets all the good pets and scritches aw yisss.]
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Well, Bun-Bun can stay with her far away from filthy mutts]
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[ If Mabosstiff could smell the wolf on him, a rabbit definitely would. He will keep a respectful distance and not eat it, okay?1 ]
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[Dog...he's a dog isn't he!!]
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[ No! No! He's human, damn it! ]
Maybe I just don't get along with rodents, huh?!
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[Cheerfully]
I'm saying you might smell.
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Yeah? Well, now you do, too!
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You are worse than Big Tommy back home. You really want a beating don't you.
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[ He isn't really worried here. She's kind of small, even if she has an enormously intimidating personality going on. Thankfully, the photos are happening, so they'll soon be parted. ]
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[Don't underestimate her and her ability to use her size to her advantage!! But she's not that mad so she decides against wasting any bullets. But if there's any leftover dish soap after this, she's dumping it on Eli's head.
Wait.
She promptly sprays him down with her perfume. Enjoy smelling like oranges, Eli]
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Hey! What the fuck?!
[ He will not enjoy it! He won't! ]
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Ah, much better. This will hold you off until you can have a proper bath.