What? Can't take a little water? Then maybe don't tell people they stink, huh?
[ He isn't really worried here. She's kind of small, even if she has an enormously intimidating personality going on. Thankfully, the photos are happening, so they'll soon be parted. ]
Then don't go falling into toilet water and shaking yourself off like a mutt.
[Don't underestimate her and her ability to use her size to her advantage!! But she's not that mad so she decides against wasting any bullets. But if there's any leftover dish soap after this, she's dumping it on Eli's head.
Wait.
She promptly sprays him down with her perfume. Enjoy smelling like oranges, Eli]
[ Eli might be able to pick up on all the notes in the perfume - mandarin, Bergamot Orange, Musk, Tobacco. An orange, alluring scent that suits Schneider very well, but maybe not Eli.]
Ah, much better. This will hold you off until you can have a proper bath.
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[ He isn't really worried here. She's kind of small, even if she has an enormously intimidating personality going on. Thankfully, the photos are happening, so they'll soon be parted. ]
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[Don't underestimate her and her ability to use her size to her advantage!! But she's not that mad so she decides against wasting any bullets. But if there's any leftover dish soap after this, she's dumping it on Eli's head.
Wait.
She promptly sprays him down with her perfume. Enjoy smelling like oranges, Eli]
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Hey! What the fuck?!
[ He will not enjoy it! He won't! ]
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Ah, much better. This will hold you off until you can have a proper bath.