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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

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[cirquedesang]

No, that one is my real self.

[The difference is it'd be from, like... genuine affection instead of an attempt to get under your skin.]

[fullmoonmutt]

of coures it is
so whats the difference then
u seem like that version all the time to me

[cirquedesang]

The real version is still too young to stop stubbornly clinging to human connection and st--

[MESSAGE. DELETED.]

Good. Ideally, that will be the real self sooner, rather than later.

[Just let him become a weird eldritch cryptid in peace, humanity stat.]

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Whaaat was that... ]

were u typing something rly long just then
u ok celeste
u already said that was ur real self tho

[cirquedesang]

I'm fine.

[He's not. This forced truth nonsense is annoying...!!]

It... is. There is a slightly different nuance that even mentioning here tempts fate, but fear not, I'll always give you your due scritches.

[fullmoonmutt]

well good i actually like them

[ Wait. No. What the fuck?! Eli doesn't even think of trying to delete it; he's too baffled to. ]

fuck
i didnt write that
the phone just
did
shit is this what happened to that idiot izzo
what the fuck

[goei]

HAHAHAHAHA YOU REALLY ARE A DOG!!

[fullmoonmutt]

SHUT UP ILL KICK UR ASS MANLAYER

[goei]

YA KEEP SAYIN THAT BUT I AIN'T SEEN YOU TRY SINCE THE FIRST TIME YA MUTT

[fullmoonmutt]

WHERE R U IM COMING RIGHT NOW
TO PUNCH U
IN THE FACE!!!1

[goei]

WHY TH'HELL WOULD I TELL YA AFTER Y'SAY THAT??

[fullmoonmutt]

IF UR IN THE DORMS IM GOIN 2 FIND U

[ Because he's leaving his own room to go look around the building! ]

[goei]

[He is, and if Eli's been at all observant he could have observed that Izou seems to habitually sleep in the common room area. He is in fact there right now.

For the moment, though, he can supply something he's learned how to do just recently;]

🖕🖕🖕🖕

[fullmoonmutt]

[ jaws music slowly gaining volume as Eli approaches where he's seated. ]

...ohhh Izooozooo.

[ Which he only says once he's looming over the back of his chair, right before lunging forward to put the drunken lout into a headlock. ]

[goei]

[Normally Izou wouldn't be easy to sneak up on, however he is both plastered and preoccupied with his disaster post. He has been grabbed but he is immediately fighting back.]

Y'Shitty brat! Sneakin' up on me's cheating!

[He's markedly less coordinated than in their first fight, but despite his earlier complaints about not fighting fair he seems to be trying to poke Eli's eyes out.]

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Eli leans away at an angle that makes getting at his eyes difficult right before enacting his revenge... which is him, making a fist, and rubbing his knuckles super hard into the top of Izou's scalp. This, noble spirit, is called a noogie. ]

Maybe if you weren't a useless lush you'd have heard me coming, huh?!

[cirquedesang]

The phone has been doing that quite often.
Seems the goddess is displeased with your insistence you hate them.

[fullmoonmutt]

YEAH WELL SHE SHOLD MIND HER OWN BUSNS

[cirquedesang]

She should.
But she hasn't.
And now you'll "suffer" the consequences.

[fullmoonmutt]

CONSEQUNCES??/
how r there even consequenes for that
she aint doing shit

[cirquedesang]

Exactly.
She could fix this spate of uncharacteristic honesty, particularly over text...
But she isn't.
Consequences.

[fullmoonmutt]

we could make her fix it if ne1 would come fight her with me
izoo chickened out

[goei]

can't even spell m'damn name properly how're y'gonna take down a goddess

[fullmoonmutt]

ocrapa izoozozo

[goei]

what th'hells your stupid name anyway if yer gonna make fun 'f mine???