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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

Comments

[goei]

[Tsundere on tsundere violence.]

That explains why you ain't tryin' ta pummel me but it don't explain helpin'.

[This isn't neutral this is positive. Explain yourself!!]

[fullmoonmutt]

What, you got a problem with me helping you? Get over it. I'm not a heartless bastard, c'mon.

[ That should be enough of an explanation!!! ]

[goei]

Well you got all pissed at me fer tellin' you not ta die. Figured you were that kinda guy... sees everything in black 'n white.

[No mercy for enemies.]

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Sees everything in... what... ]

Dude, I'm not actually a dog. I can see colors. [ Eli. No. There's a pause. His brain catches up to his mouth a few seconds later. Wait. ] Or did you mean... like... morality wise...?

[goei]

Dogs don't see colors??

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Oh, sure, don't answer the question. ]

Yeah? Pretty sure they only see, uh, mono... tone... in greys?

[ Eli is likely incorrect. He is not a highly trained animaltologist. ]

[goei]

Damn...
[Rough to be a dog then. But wait, Eli asked an actual question didn't he? What was it again?]

But yeahI didn't mean like that. The other thing ya said.

[fullmoonmutt]

Oh...

[ Right. ]

Tch. Life's too crazy to see everything in just one way or another, so I don't know. It's like. How can you know what kind of guy I am when I don't even know, huh?

[goei]

Ya don't know what kinda guy y'are? That's th' biggest proof yer jus'some punk kid so far.

[Self actualize already, shrimp.]

[fullmoonmutt]

Christ, you're annoying even when you're drunk... You think I don't know that?

[ He doesn't need to self-actualize, really. ]

And it's all I'm ever going to be, so shut the fuck up and come on.

[ He could leave Izou here in his bean bag chair, but, really, that'd be doing no one any favors. He takes the empty glass to set aside and then tries to manhandle Izou up to his feet. ]

Which room is yours? I'm making you your roommate's problem now.

[goei]

Th'hell's that supposed ta mean? You got plenty of time t'figure yerself out...

[In any case.]

I sleep here. They assigned me ta a room with a teenage girl! I may be a bastard but I ain't gonna make a polite little lady like her uncof- umcomf- y'know.

[fullmoonmutt]

...how the hell did you get assigned a room with a girl? Ugh. Great.

[ He'll stop, thinking about what else to do. Uh. Um. Crap. ]

I guess we could. There's got to be an empty room? Or. Why the hell didn't you ask people for a trade?

[ Look at how he doesn't explain the previous statement when questioned? Because he's skipping right over it. Yep. ]

[goei]

[Izou is too drunk to notice the dodge but he will maybe remember to bring it up later. Maybe.]

Dunno. 'Cause sleepin' on these big cushion things's still way better than the worst places I've had ta sleep. I don't need help.

[fullmoonmutt]

Look, I've slept in a lot of shit places, too, but you can't camp out where folks are gonna be tripping over you every morning and night.

[ Okey dokey, hup he goes, slinging one arm across Eli's shoulders and all. ]

Let's find an empty room.

[goei]

No one's tripped over me... I ain't even in the way.

[He says, but he doesn't actually protest when Eli hoists him up. He's pretty heavy for a guy his size. He must have muscles under all his layers.]

[fullmoonmutt]

Whatever. I don't want to see your dumb mug every time I pass through the common room, too, so shut it.

[ He is... finding... him... a room! Honestly, Eli doesn't have much of a problem hauling him along. Even without all his extra wolfy strength, he's hardly a slouch. Although dragging Izou up one flight of stairs might suck for the both of them.

Regardless, they're heading to floor number two. ]

[goei]

[Izou can support his own weight, so it shouldn't be TOO hard, it's just that he needs help not falling over.

Anyway he's mumbling as they go;]

Where're you even from... Where'm from brats like you treat people older'n'em with respect.

[fullmoonmutt]

I'm from the end of the fucking world. Ain't a whole lot of room for respect there.

[ Not entirely true, but close enough. As he helps Izou along the hallway, he stops to listen at doors. Checking, checking... ]

Tch. I think all of these are taken.

[ Up to floor three, then! ]