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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

Comments

[goei]

Shut th'hell up I fucked up I didn't mean t'fucking post this!!!

I can't just ignore what th' master that summoned me for tells me ta do asshole.

[imperiosity]

delete button’s right there, my dude

but damn, you whipped already? at least wait until you know if she’s hot

[goei]

I tried that it says ya can't delete a post tha's been replied to!!!

And I ain't whipped!! It's called bein' a damn propesh
proffen
professional!

[Why he is using speech to text when drunk is anyone's guess]

[imperiosity]

guess you'll just have to deal with the peanut gallery then ♥

[Or he could tell Izou to stop responding but why give advice when you can watch someone embarrass themselves!!]

professional what, asskisser?

[goei]

When did I ever say anythin' good 'bout the goddess?
I'm a manslayer
tha's what I do

[imperiosity]

not sure what else I was supposed to take from you calling her 'master' like it was some kink of yours

not judging, mind

[well, the kink, not the choice of person]

but sure, manslayer. that make you a soldier, assassin? some kinda psycho whackjob?

[goei]

That's just what its called when a heroic spirit like me gets summoned.

An assassin I guess. But more than that Imma sword genius, yknow.

[imperiosity]

didn't know assassins would be filed under the 'heroic' category

yeah? I'd ask you to put your money where your mouth is, but it sounds like you're more smashed than genius right now

[goei]

Listen I didn't invent th'damn term

Even drunk I could still kill you bastard

[imperiosity]

so someone somewhere's just got a shit sense of humor huh

you wanna go then? better not get mopey again when I wipe the floor with your ass

[goei]

Won't be a fuckin issue 'cause you ain't gonna beat me, smartass!!!

[imperiosity]

you keep thinking that

anyway, where are you at

[goei]

Like I'm jus' gonna tell you
idiot
Find me yerself

[He's not hard to find, he literally sleeps in the common area.]

[imperiosity]

too chickenshit to tell me? well, whatever

[Considering Aaron has a habit of coming back to the dorms at ass o'clock in the morning, he's probably gotten glimpses of Izou at some point or another at least. It'll probably be at least a good fifteen minutes before he feels like getting off his ass and going downstairs, and then another five or so as he rummages through the kitchen for snacks. But he does eventually end up in the common area at some point with a pair of jian strapped to his back.]

Man, you're getting sloshed here? At least go to a bar or something.

[goei]

Then I gotta worry 'bout gettin' home or end up sleepin' in an alley or something. Why would I bother with that when I can do it here?

[He is a practical alcoholic, sir.]

[imperiosity]

So you can actually get some decent snacks to go with your drinks? Besides, that's what the app is for.

[That is decidedly not what the app is for, but he uses it to quick travel from Nekyia back to the dorms anyway.]

[goei]

... [Drunken squinting because he needs to first remember what an app is and then figure out what app Aaron is talking about.]

Wha- The one to the Nekiya? Like hell is that what it's for.

[imperiosity]

It is if you want it to be. If the app's gonna dump me back in the dorms no matter what I do, I sure as hell am using it.

[goei]

[Hmm... Well there's nothing in the rules that say you CAN'T do that.]

Cheaper ta drink my own stuff here, though, too.

[imperiosity]

[...]

Damn, chicks must hate you, huh?

[Somehow this is the conclusion he draws...]

[goei]

[The way this flusters him means this is true.]

What's that got ta do with anything!?

[imperiosity]

[Nailed... it???]

Your drinking habits, what else? I mean, there ain't a chick on this continent who'd wanna go out with a guy who'd rather sit at home drinking cheap booze.

[goei]

That- [Is true] That ain't true! Fujimaru'd hang out with me doin' that!

[Does it count when she isn't also drinking due to being under 20]

[imperiosity]

[Izou...... But this is also ripe for another assumption, which is:]

Family members don't count, y'know.

[goei]

[Easily corrected, it's fine.]

Fujimaru ain't my family member, she's my master.

[To be replaced by surely another wrong assumption.]