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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

Comments

[imperiosity]

So you can actually get some decent snacks to go with your drinks? Besides, that's what the app is for.

[That is decidedly not what the app is for, but he uses it to quick travel from Nekyia back to the dorms anyway.]

[goei]

... [Drunken squinting because he needs to first remember what an app is and then figure out what app Aaron is talking about.]

Wha- The one to the Nekiya? Like hell is that what it's for.

[imperiosity]

It is if you want it to be. If the app's gonna dump me back in the dorms no matter what I do, I sure as hell am using it.

[goei]

[Hmm... Well there's nothing in the rules that say you CAN'T do that.]

Cheaper ta drink my own stuff here, though, too.

[imperiosity]

[...]

Damn, chicks must hate you, huh?

[Somehow this is the conclusion he draws...]

[goei]

[The way this flusters him means this is true.]

What's that got ta do with anything!?

[imperiosity]

[Nailed... it???]

Your drinking habits, what else? I mean, there ain't a chick on this continent who'd wanna go out with a guy who'd rather sit at home drinking cheap booze.

[goei]

That- [Is true] That ain't true! Fujimaru'd hang out with me doin' that!

[Does it count when she isn't also drinking due to being under 20]

[imperiosity]

[Izou...... But this is also ripe for another assumption, which is:]

Family members don't count, y'know.

[goei]

[Easily corrected, it's fine.]

Fujimaru ain't my family member, she's my master.

[To be replaced by surely another wrong assumption.]

[imperiosity]

Oh, your master, huh.

[Did Izou technically explain what he meant about a master before? Yes, kind of, but he won't let the facts stop him from saying shit anyway!!]

Think she'd get jealous if she knew you were two-timing her?

[goei]

[Izou is too drunk to pick up on what Aaron is hinting at, right this moment. He'd framed Braphine as having summoned him, after all.]

Braphine ain't even summoned me properly so I don't think it properly counts. Besides, Fujimaru's not that type a girl.