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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

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[goei]

Won't be a fuckin issue 'cause you ain't gonna beat me, smartass!!!

[imperiosity]

you keep thinking that

anyway, where are you at

[goei]

Like I'm jus' gonna tell you
idiot
Find me yerself

[He's not hard to find, he literally sleeps in the common area.]

[imperiosity]

too chickenshit to tell me? well, whatever

[Considering Aaron has a habit of coming back to the dorms at ass o'clock in the morning, he's probably gotten glimpses of Izou at some point or another at least. It'll probably be at least a good fifteen minutes before he feels like getting off his ass and going downstairs, and then another five or so as he rummages through the kitchen for snacks. But he does eventually end up in the common area at some point with a pair of jian strapped to his back.]

Man, you're getting sloshed here? At least go to a bar or something.

[goei]

Then I gotta worry 'bout gettin' home or end up sleepin' in an alley or something. Why would I bother with that when I can do it here?

[He is a practical alcoholic, sir.]

[imperiosity]

So you can actually get some decent snacks to go with your drinks? Besides, that's what the app is for.

[That is decidedly not what the app is for, but he uses it to quick travel from Nekyia back to the dorms anyway.]

[goei]

... [Drunken squinting because he needs to first remember what an app is and then figure out what app Aaron is talking about.]

Wha- The one to the Nekiya? Like hell is that what it's for.

[imperiosity]

It is if you want it to be. If the app's gonna dump me back in the dorms no matter what I do, I sure as hell am using it.

[goei]

[Hmm... Well there's nothing in the rules that say you CAN'T do that.]

Cheaper ta drink my own stuff here, though, too.

[imperiosity]

[...]

Damn, chicks must hate you, huh?

[Somehow this is the conclusion he draws...]

[goei]

[The way this flusters him means this is true.]

What's that got ta do with anything!?

[imperiosity]

[Nailed... it???]

Your drinking habits, what else? I mean, there ain't a chick on this continent who'd wanna go out with a guy who'd rather sit at home drinking cheap booze.

[goei]

That- [Is true] That ain't true! Fujimaru'd hang out with me doin' that!

[Does it count when she isn't also drinking due to being under 20]

[imperiosity]

[Izou...... But this is also ripe for another assumption, which is:]

Family members don't count, y'know.

[goei]

[Easily corrected, it's fine.]

Fujimaru ain't my family member, she's my master.

[To be replaced by surely another wrong assumption.]

[imperiosity]

Oh, your master, huh.

[Did Izou technically explain what he meant about a master before? Yes, kind of, but he won't let the facts stop him from saying shit anyway!!]

Think she'd get jealous if she knew you were two-timing her?

[goei]

[Izou is too drunk to pick up on what Aaron is hinting at, right this moment. He'd framed Braphine as having summoned him, after all.]

Braphine ain't even summoned me properly so I don't think it properly counts. Besides, Fujimaru's not that type a girl.