Kirumi Tojo's Palace | The Ultimate Maid's Failures

[kandata]

By now everyone may be used to find themselves in bizarre locations, between going into palaces and visiting Nekyia. It might not come as a surprise that it has happened again.

What might come as a surprise, though...is how empty this place is.

All around you there's nothing more than a large, gray, featureless expanse. In the distance there seem to be bars, curving upwards to gather so, so high above you, possibly hundreds of miles above, so high it’s hard to distinguish.

It’s a cage. So unfathomably large. You could escape, were you to get to the edges of the cage, but...it would take forever. No matter how you look at it, you're trapped. The atmosphere is so...hopeless. Devoid of anything even remotely positive.

Not that you want to hang around for long, do you? After all, this is someone's palace. Not a place to stick around at. What to do, though?

It’s all so...empty. Silent. Featureless. A flat expanse of hard gray tiles.

Gather together, everyone. Gather and choose a direction. North, East, West, South. All directions look completely identical, but could it affect your time in this place, somehow? Probably not. But all treks start with the first step. Perhaps, if you get moving, you'll progress?

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[kandata]

[Nothing goes Redd's way...first he romances the one (1) person who is willing to kill people around here...and then the dice don't kill him...

Good news, he got another two failures, which have him get to the last leg. You're almost there, Fray! Climbing a new, safer thread.

Did you know that Yoon had made a buzzsaw go in an angle? He did that, turning it into someone else's problem. Unfortunately, it's now Fray's. There it comes, upwards -- not even aiming at the thread, it's aiming at Fray himself. The armor means contact won't be an immediate painful death, but still, that's horribly dangerous!

i hope you appreciate this deadly situation i throw to fray redd]

[bloodweapon]

[bless you nick, always giving me opportunities to kill fray.

That sure is a truly unfortunate series of events that have led to this moment. Fray can't exactly avoid an attack like that because he is not the fastest climber (between the armor and his sword, he is heavy) so instead he summons the Fallen to launch an Eiha at the buzzsaw. Shockingly, this works (14), allowing Fray to knock the buzzsaw away and continue to climb safely upwards. Avrae, you failed me again.]

[kandata]

[The saw, unusable, sputters into a stop, broken by the Eiha. Most of this palace's weaponry are vulnerable to magic, it seems! Monokuma, seeing Fray get closer, is increasingly desperates, getting everything his paws can grab to fight all these people.

The monomono machine included. Placing it there, Monokuma presses the button over and over, sending several capsules full of heavy weapons at Fray.

I find hilarious in some way that this the sixth and final failure, Fray getting through 3/4 of this pit with that. If it wasn't for healing spells he'd be so bruised by everything that's happening! And now, adding to that gacha capsules that are presumably full of stripper poles and hammers]