Kirumi Tojo's Palace | The Ultimate Maid's Failures

[kandata]

By now everyone may be used to find themselves in bizarre locations, between going into palaces and visiting Nekyia. It might not come as a surprise that it has happened again.

What might come as a surprise, though...is how empty this place is.

All around you there's nothing more than a large, gray, featureless expanse. In the distance there seem to be bars, curving upwards to gather so, so high above you, possibly hundreds of miles above, so high it’s hard to distinguish.

It’s a cage. So unfathomably large. You could escape, were you to get to the edges of the cage, but...it would take forever. No matter how you look at it, you're trapped. The atmosphere is so...hopeless. Devoid of anything even remotely positive.

Not that you want to hang around for long, do you? After all, this is someone's palace. Not a place to stick around at. What to do, though?

It’s all so...empty. Silent. Featureless. A flat expanse of hard gray tiles.

Gather together, everyone. Gather and choose a direction. North, East, West, South. All directions look completely identical, but could it affect your time in this place, somehow? Probably not. But all treks start with the first step. Perhaps, if you get moving, you'll progress?

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[beautifulknight]

[ NOOOOOOO AUUUGH...

The psychological damage is immense and he can't attack (3) ]

[kandata]

[The Slime can see Argenti has suffered psychological damage from the contact. Seeing Argenti so horrified hurts the Slime's feelings immensely, because I rolled a 1.

The Slime just melts into a sad puddle and does nothing for his turn, frowning]

[beautifulknight]

[ I'm really trying not to laugh here, it's pretty hard to justify this but maybe he just. Steps back instead or something (2)

He's need to think long and hard about a strategy. Maybe it was the sad face or it's still the slime. Only Idrila knows. ]

[kandata]

[I can't believe this, Lum, how did we get to this point.

Slowly, the Slime's depondency over Argenti's rejection begins turning into wrath. How dare you be grossed out, this is a perfectly good Slime! Self-esteem, here we go!

Having self-esteem was mildly effective, because its Lunge strikes Argenti right on the chest. It's trying to throw Argenti to the floor, to probably attempt to suffocate Argenti with its weight. It hasn't succeeded quite yet, but that's the strategy]

[beautifulknight]

[ Okay, that kind of hurt, but also...

HE'S GETTING MORE SLIME ALL OVER HIM AAAAA NOOOOOO!!

There is no more hesitation or clownfoolery here. Argenti tries to brutally stab it to death (15) ]

Be vanquished in the name of Beauty!

[kandata]

[You really are unforgiving against your foes, Argenti, this is why there were so many jokes about you being the final boss.

The Slime is stabbed to death. Even though it's almost a fluid, yet the sword stabs it to death. Soon, the Slime is no more.

Argenti has killed Soujuurou! There's the sound of a camera shutter.

From high above, a black and white piece of paper flutters down at him:]

'I can't do the same gag three times in a row'.

[What the hell is Monokuma talking about, Argenti won't know, but players beyond the fourth wall will]

[beautifulknight]

[ There is still time for Argenti to be the final boss.

Just kidding! ]

...What?

[ Anyway he doesn't get it, but he will look around for anything else. If there is nothing in the weeds or whatnot along the walls, Argenti will head back to the others. ]