IN THE FOREST OF THE LOST

[beathollow]

it's all too perfect.

Comments

[privatedomicile]

They roar and breathe fire, how hard can it be?

[finalmix]

Dragons don't just do that, though?

[privatedomicile]

Okay, dragon expert, what else we gotta do? Build a big tower and steal a bunch of gold?

[cirquedesang]

Kidnap the princess, of course.

[privatedomicile]

Well, duh, that's plan A. Like in Super Mario.

[finalmix]

Fly.

[ he's shitposting at this point. ]

[cirquedesang]

[Sorry, but--]

Well, that's been accomplished. You flew earlier.

[privatedomicile]

Wow, too bad I left my jetpack at home! Jesus Christ, man.

[emptyself]

Um... I can't breathe fire, but...

[ roar? hmm... ]

Rawr!

[ he did his best. ]

[townmusician]

[pffffffffffff--]

What the hell was that?

[emptyself]

An impression of a dragon.

[finalmix]

5/10 for effort.

[townmusician]

You're not a very convincing dragon, man.

[cleansewithfire]

[ Clap clap. ]

This is the first I have heard about a villainous dragon, though.

[ Sorta, kinda. ]

[vogelfrei]

They're very common motifs in fairy tales, actually.

[ Totally ignoring the clown show just to explain this matter of factly. ]

They were known for kidnapping princesses and hoarding treasure. Slaying one was said to be the work of a hero.

[cleansewithfire]

I see.

[ Huh. ]

Where I am from, there are some very important dragons. [ And she's pretty sure all this talk about killing dragons would sound sacrilegous or something??? ]

[emptyself]

Me too. But I guess there's a first time for everything.

[privatedomicile]

Put your back in it, yo!

Rawrrrr!!

[This is what they're doing now, I guess.]

[emptyself]

[ 'put your back in it'? he's already moving the muscles necessary. hm, but if he adjusts a little bit... ]

Rawr!!

[ it's...a little louder? ]

[goei]

Ya gotta put more effort into it, Soujuurou! Take a deep breath in and then push it all out at once! Ain't they taught you how to kiai in the mountains? Like this!

[Izou takes a deep breath and]

RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[beathollow]

The orange light- Rin- just stares.

And then she mimics the sound with her mechanical voice. She wants to be included...

[vogelfrei]

[privatedomicile]

Hell yeah, bitch!!

[emptyself]

[ that manages to do the opposite and makes soujuurou jump back! ]

T-that's way too loud! Why would I ever have to do that, I'd just make myself a target!

[supherb]

[Mabosstiff joins in with some ferocious howling.]

Seriously, guys?