post palace takeout! [week 5]

[beathollow]

( at some point a bedraggled lot in yukatas manage to make their way to the dorm, shower and patch themselves up. and then mafuyu makes a very earnest request that they all go out for dinner, and, well, apparently many struggle to refuse her.

this is how they find themselves in something akin to a denny's or an ihop at like, midnight.




as one does. )

Comments

[goei]

[WHY IS THAT HIS COMPLAINT]

It's called subtlety, ain't it yer own fault if ya read somethin' inappropriate into that?

[He is 100% stealing this gambit from Jeno. RIP.]

[fullmoonmutt]

That was about as subtle as a goddamn brick! Everyone here knew exactly what you were talking about!

[ McGillis was right after all. These two did have a second wind to cause some chaos, but at least it isn't a fistfight. Yet. ]

[goei]

You don't fucking know that! Besides how's you drawin' attention to it helping??

[fullmoonmutt]

We're all sitting in the same damn booth! We can hear you even without me doing that!

[goei]

Ok but again, how is yellin' about it more helping???

[fullmoonmutt]

Hey, you started it by yelling first!

[goei]

You started it by buttin' in!

[fullmoonmutt]

Christ, just hit on him when you two are alone! We're trying to eat!

1/??

[goei]

Wha- I wasn't-

2/??

[goei]

[Wait.

Was he?]

3/??

[goei]

[Reflecting back on his own words.]

4/??

[goei]

[WHY

DID HE SAY THAT?]

5/5

[goei]

That wasn't-
[IT WAS.]

I didn't-
[HE DID?????]

Celeste started it!!!
[TECHNICALLY TRUE BUT THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE IZOU TO CONTINUE IT???]

[fullmoonmutt]

That's just how he is!

[ somehow celeste getting a free pass here amazing ]

[goei]

Wh- So it's okay when he does it!?

[THIS IS UNFAIR???]

[fullmoonmutt]

Yeah?! It is?!

[ It's 100% unfair. ]

Or... no?! I mean, look, I already kicked him for it, okay?! You're the one making a scene here?!

[goei]

[!!???!? THIS IS NONSENSE TO HIM!!!



Unless..?]

What? You jealous or something? You are the one who started talkin' about me laying men, after all.
[HE THINKS HE'S SO SMART FOR PUTTING THESE THINGS TOGETHER.]

1/?? it really is dogs barking at a mirror in here

[fullmoonmutt]

[ ...is he what now? ]

2/???

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Hang on. Give him a second here. He takes time to think. ]

3/???

[fullmoonmutt]

[ Jealous? Jealous?! Excuse him?! ]

4/4

[fullmoonmutt]

[ There is only one sensible way to respond to this. ]

I'm gonna kick your ass, you pervert!

[ Ha ha, wow, look at Eli surge to his feet and slam his hands down on the table, nearly knocking over everyone's food and drinks. This is not the sensible response, though. Too bad. ]

DOGS BARKING

[goei]

[Izou is of course completely not threatened.]

That don't sound like a denial to me!

[HAHA LOSER YOU WANT ME CARNALLY!!!!!]

[fullmoonmutt]

My denial is how badly I'm going to kick the shit out of you!

[ Aren't they supposed to be friends after all that palace shit?! ]

Or are you too scared after we kicked your ass in your stupid mind maze whatever to face me?!

[goei]

Y'mean when it took eight of you to take down one of me? Yeah, I'm real fuckin' scared!

1/2

[idealitas]

[ Damn, he really did jinx it. Again. Well, time to take responsibility... ]

Both of you, stop.