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[emptyself]

Hi, good morning.

Today, I found these two things at my door. They're not mine, so if it's yours, let me know and I'll give them to you.

Thanks.

[ attached are (some slightly awkwardly taken) photos of the items received. ]

Comments

[fullmoonmutt]

no idea who those belong 2
but the cat brought me some weird stuff as well

1 is an old key with some fish strap hanging off it
a dumb lookin bird mask with a gross wig
also a creepy old book

what the fuck is with that cat dumping weird shit all over our beds
it doesnt make sense

[emptyself]

2?

Maybe it's stuff that belongs to us? Or something that has some sort of meaning to us. But if they switch it around, then we'll have to talk to each other.

[ and, therefore, create bonds. ]

[fullmoonmutt]

2 what??//
huhh
i mean that would make sense
but what if someone decides 2 keep the things instead
that could backfire

[emptyself]

That 2. The one you just said right there.

But I don't know. I guess they just get to keep it.

[fullmoonmutt]

??/
2 just means 2
like u 2
going 2 a place
that
it aint deep pal

shit tho
i dont want to think about random people having my stuff

[emptyself]

But




2 is a number.

[fullmoonmutt]

sure
but 2 also is 2
to too 2

[ Amazing, he can write out the actual words. ]

[emptyself]

So you're putting 2 wherever 'to' is supposed to go?

[fullmoonmutt]

yeah
thats it

[emptyself]

Why?

[fullmoonmutt]

[ uhh ]

only got 2 hit 1 key instead of 2 or 3?/

[emptyself]

Oh, so it's to make things faster.

I get it. That's very innovative.

[fullmoonmutt]

[ !!! ]

yeah!!11
very innovative

[ Eli only spelled that word correctly because he's looking right at it. ]

[vogelfrei]

[ .............. ah. ]

What is the book called?

[ While he's debating with himself whether or not he wants to ask for his mask back, time to check whether or not Eli has something even more valuable of his. ]

[fullmoonmutt]

no name
leather
got wings n fancy shit engraved in2 the cover

[vogelfrei]

Then it's none of mine, though I can't say I am not curious.

I would appreciate if you returned the mask, however.

[fullmoonmutt]

this weirdass thing is urs?
the fuck is it even for
u a cultist???/

[vogelfrei]

How is that your first association?

I could be stage actor, for all you know.

[ He's not but that's besides the point. ]

[fullmoonmutt]

stage actor??/
i guess
sry ive met more cultists than actors

[vogelfrei]

... that is a regrettable state of affairs.

In any case, I am neither. I wore the mask for reasons of anonymity, for a while.

[fullmoonmutt]

wot
mate there aint anything anonymus about this thing
every1 would remember it
unforgetable

[vogelfrei]

They'd certainly remember the mask, yes.

But they might not realize the man they were talking to is McGillis Fareed. In fact, only one person ever saw through that.

[fullmoonmutt]

wow
is every1 where ur from really dumb

[ Says werewolf who also wouldn't be able to tell the difference with his current lack of super senses, smell included. ]

well whatever
u can have it back for sure
its creeping me out