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[emptyself]

Hi, good morning.

Today, I found these two things at my door. They're not mine, so if it's yours, let me know and I'll give them to you.

Thanks.

[ attached are (some slightly awkwardly taken) photos of the items received. ]

Comments

[fullmoonmutt]

2 what??//
huhh
i mean that would make sense
but what if someone decides 2 keep the things instead
that could backfire

[emptyself]

That 2. The one you just said right there.

But I don't know. I guess they just get to keep it.

[fullmoonmutt]

??/
2 just means 2
like u 2
going 2 a place
that
it aint deep pal

shit tho
i dont want to think about random people having my stuff

[emptyself]

But




2 is a number.

[fullmoonmutt]

sure
but 2 also is 2
to too 2

[ Amazing, he can write out the actual words. ]

[emptyself]

So you're putting 2 wherever 'to' is supposed to go?

[fullmoonmutt]

yeah
thats it

[emptyself]

Why?

[fullmoonmutt]

[ uhh ]

only got 2 hit 1 key instead of 2 or 3?/

[emptyself]

Oh, so it's to make things faster.

I get it. That's very innovative.

[fullmoonmutt]

[ !!! ]

yeah!!11
very innovative

[ Eli only spelled that word correctly because he's looking right at it. ]