GAME OVER (S██'s Palace)

[pointzeropercent]

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[beathollow]

( sweet! things! ... she's gonna go turn the light switch on. )

[pointzeropercent]

[O shit there's light in the room now! You can see!]

[beathollow]

There.

...

( now what's on that desk! )

[metagame]

[Mafuyu said, "Let there be light."]

[beathollow]

( queen of games, princess, goddess. its hard, but someone's got to do it. )

[pointzeropercent]

[There are four paper cards! This is what the top card says:]

15.5% Sara Chidouin H.S. Student
9.9% Naomichi Kurumada Boxer
9.5% Keiji Shinogi Ex-Detective
8.8% Q-taro B.B. Baseballer

[beathollow]

More names..?

...

( she'll look at the others, too. and, is there anything on the backs? )

[pointzeropercent]

[There is nothing on the back of them, but here's the rest of the contents.]

Card 2

8.2% Shunsuke Hayasaka Office Worker
8.0% Anzu Kinashi HS Student
7.7% Reko Yabusame Singer
7.5% Mai Tsurugi Baker

Card 3

6.6% Alice Yabusame Murderer
5.3% Ranmaru Kageyama HS Student
4.9% Megumi Sasahara Detective
3.0% Kazumi Mishima HS Teacher


Card 4

2.7% Kanna Kizuchi Mid. Student
1.3% Gin Ibushi Elem. Student
1.1% Hinako Mishuku Mid. Student
0.0% Shin Tsukimi Self-Employed

[beathollow]

... Zero...?

What are these percentages though...?

( it can't be anything good. is there anything else, at all? )

[pointzeropercent]

[It is at this point that the previously-undisturbed standing wardrobe bursts open, revealing a woman with a cackling laugh.]

Kyahahaha! You finally found it~

[metagame]

[HORUS' EYE WHAT THE FUCK

Atem immediately shuts the doors on the woman, leaving her inside.]

[beathollow]

( buRSTS OUT LAUGHING?! )

[pointzeropercent]

[There is muffled yelling from inside the wardrobe.]

[emptyself]

[ uhhh, what if he tries opening it again?? ]

[metagame]

Leave the wardrobe woman alone, Soujuurou. We're leaving. Now.

[emptyself]

She's screaming.

[ HE'S OPENING IT. ]

[pointzeropercent]

[He can open it again. Which is probably for the best, as the woman is coming back out anyway.]

Rude! And I came all the way here to tell you about the first trial!

[emptyself]

I'm so sorry, my friend is just easily frightened.

[ HE IS BOWING SO DEEPLY ]

We would really appreciate the help.

[moodwrecker]

[STARTLING honestly she would've done the same good move there Atem.]

[beathollow]

( JOLTS-

WHAT

MA'AM YOUR CROWN AND SLEEVES AND GLOVES ARE MELTING THAT CANNOT BE COMFORTABLE- )

Um. ... Yes? What- what is this?

[pointzeropercent]

You found the-

[ope she's been shut in the wardrobe again.]

[beathollow]

( oh, she's been let out again. ... sssso about those answers... )

So, um. About these?

[pointzeropercent]

[Okay, back to her smiling act again.]

These are the cards for your first trial! Since you are dead last in the rankings, we thought we would give you a little boost for your success. So nice of us, riiiight?

See, we have run calculations on the death game. Thousands upon thousands of simulations of the game have been run, and using that data we were able to give a percentage of everyone's win ratios. Mind, these don't ensure anyone's victory in the death game, but it should give you a good idea of who to be wary of. Enjoy~

[beathollow]

...

...

...

( fuck. he was going into a death game and knew- was that the asunaro thing? why would anyone- )

I-

I see. ... T-thank you, then.

[speedingticket]

[ STARTLED FROM ACROSS THE ROOM, ]