network; @shizukisoujuurou
Hi, good morning.
Today, I found these two things at my door. They're not mine, so if it's yours, let me know and I'll give them to you.
Thanks.
[ attached are (some slightly awkwardly taken) photos of the items received. ]
Today, I found these two things at my door. They're not mine, so if it's yours, let me know and I'll give them to you.
Thanks.
[ attached are (some slightly awkwardly taken) photos of the items received. ]

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You need to get a new roommate. Or get rid of her. Anything she needs kept secret that badly ends with you dying anyway.
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Besides, we have a third roommate, and they balance each other out well enough.
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I'd be doing you a favor if I burned this thing.
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I'm not asking you for any favor either, so please give it back. I wasn't even planning to wear it while I'm here.
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[ Goddess, what a headache. Who knew mundane problems like school and murder roommates could be so annoying? ]
Doesn't matter. Give me your room number or come by 503. I don't want this creepy fucking thing either. But if you go back on your word about wearing it here, I might change my mind about the burning.
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[ he doesn't have that sort of leeway, unfortunately. ]
Fine. I'll come over to your room soon.
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[ Parents? Allowance?? She half gets the vibe and half doesn't. ]
I'll be here, or it will. No one else is going to take this thing, that's for sure.
text -> action.
[ it takes maybe a few minutes, but eventually, maika will hear a soft knock at her door. ]
Hello. It’s Soujuurou.
action!
[ He definitely knows his own situation better... but she's not missing the chance to get in one more kinkshaming for the road.
Still. When he knocks on her door, the answer is pretty prompt. ]
The guy missing his collar? It's open.
[ She goes to grab the offending object from the desk, expecting him to let himself in. It's not like she has a roommate to mind visitors. ]
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once she gives him the okay, he'll walk in calmly. ]
Thanks for keeping it safe. I really do appreciate it
[ soujuurou, she literally just said through text that she was gonna burn it, what. ]
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You're in luck. Leather doesn't burn so good.
[ Hopefully he's a polite young man who won't make note of the wakazashi in the red scabbard she definitely didn't advertise in her message, sitting beside the collar. She's paying it no mind, anyway. She holds the collar out gingerly, dangling it from her fingers. ]
Sounds like you've got enough problems to deal with as it is. You sure they're not gonna assume you've been running around spilling all their secrets while you've been gone for weeks like this?
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It's possible. [ he nods in agreement. his roommates are unreasonable like that. ] But that'll be a misunderstanding that I'll have to clear up once I'm back.
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Yeah, not my problem. Got it.
[ And she's really going to stop poking her nose into other people's business for free. Maybe. But she gives the collar one more look of disaste before dropping it into his hand. ]
Well, do what you have to. Or... whatever you're into.
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[ he'll take that, holding it in one hand. see? he's not even trying to wear it. but he does tilt his head to the side, his look one of mild confusion. ]
'Whatever I'm into'? What do you mean?
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Nothing. If you like letting murderous women put a leash on you and train you to heel and do tricks on command... it's none of my business.
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All of that sounds really unpleasant. But there’s people that like that? Wow.
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That's exactly what you told me it's for!
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[ never mind that he does most of the housework at their command. he himself doesn’t even realize that that might count. ]
wheels back in to stare at this after crimes
[ That's dog behavior, man. She puffs out a sigh. ]
isn’t this thread so much funnier now?
[ this is what he’s worried about?? ]
STARES INTO THE VOID
[ Goddess. She can see she's going to have to publish a basic life tips manuscript for some people here. ]
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You ever think about just not going back? Stay in this shitty city, take the free rent.
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[ that does get soujuurou to pause. yes, that sure is an option but... ]
And then what? It wouldn't be any different here than it is over there.
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[ ...Although once she says it, it's kind of hard to deny the goddess is holding all of their leashes. ]
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