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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

Comments

[goei]

My best friend
[MESSAGE DELETED]

Guy I grew up with
But he had money so he had th'means ta puff himself up an' become th' big damn hero of the revolution
he left me behind jus'like everyone else
[MESSAGE DELETED]

[If Aubrey watches the thread she will of course get a glimpse of the deleted messages before they go away.]

[moodwrecker]

[Hey what the fuck why is the old man relatable that's against the rules.]

do you miss him or do you hate him?

or both?

[goei]

Can't miss him since he got summoned ta Chaldea same as me along with that damn snake wife'a his

Anyway of course I don't hate him
DO
NOT DON'T
I aughta kill him he's just lucky I haven't felt like it yet!!!

[moodwrecker]

wow. you couldn't be less convincing if you tried.

[goei]

Shaddup
I ain't gotta prove shit ta you

[moodwrecker]

you're right, you don't.

you already said you don't hate him.

[goei]

THAT WASSA ACCIDNET
ACCIDENT

[moodwrecker]

uh-huh. sure.

[goei]

Anyone ever tell you that yer a smug, annoying little brat

[moodwrecker]

people have called me all kinds of things

[goei]

get fuckin used to it because people suck and its only gonna get worse

[moodwrecker]

what makes you think i didn't already know that?

[goei]

How'm I s'posed to know what you do and don't know you were born like five minutes ago

[moodwrecker]

are you senile?

[goei]

I'm 25!!!!

[moodwrecker]

and how many extra hundreds of years?

[goei]

Those don't count 'cause I was in the throne durin' em.

[moodwrecker]

the what?

[goei]

Where heroic spirits are when they ain't being summoned.
Time don't exist there so it's not like I was hanging out there consciously for 150 years.

[moodwrecker]

so you just woke up a century and a half later?

that sucks.

[goei]

Wouldn't hanging out with nothing to do for all that time be worse?

[moodwrecker]

why, are you alone in here?

[goei]

Y'mean in the throne? It don't work like that.

[moodwrecker]

then use your words to explain how it does

[goei]

I already said! Time don't exist in there! How can anyone be in there at the same time if there's no time!!

[HE BARELY UNDERSTANDS IT HIMSELF DON'T MAKE HIM TRY]