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[goei]

[This post goes up pretty late on Wednesday night;]

this whole thing don't make any goddamn sense
'M good at fightin' an all but it's not like there ain't touchy feely types who can't also handle a fight
You got that damn prettyboy knight who looks like he aughta smell like roses
an' that golden guy who's all concerned 'bout people communicatin'
Even maid-san could probably make friends if she tried an' she sure's hell can fight
Prob'ly plenty others who can do both

So why me?
I ain't suited fer makin' friends
'M just a killer

They should've picked someone like Ryoma
Ryoma's always the one gettin' picked anyway
No one wants Okada Izou
S'that why I never get used right?

Comments

[emptyself]

Because I'm not going around asking people whether they prefer to kill or make friends.

[ushirono]

You don't need to in order to find out, especially with this guy.

[emptyself]

Oh, I see what you mean.

I guess I figured the first part out pretty early. He did say that if he was here, it was because we were supposed to kill.

I just didn't think that deep down he was a really lonely guy. Or that he's a historical figure.

[ushirono]

Even historical figures are painfully human, but it's pretty amusing to see.

[ It's like you go on Twitter and apparently the real George Washington goes a drunk tweet thread about how lonely he is. It's so surreal. ]

[emptyself]

I don't know what part of this is amusing.

[ushirono]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[emptyself]

[ he’s leaving you on read.

not because he’s mad, however.

he just doesn’t know what all those squiggles mean. ツ…ツ what? ]

[goei]

Drop dead

[ushirono]

Die.