[ Well, that sure is a bombshell that's been dropped like the worst pre-x-mas present, right? Well, never fear, when Schneider returns to her place she'll find that she's not alone!

Standing in the middle of their shared room with his stuff already on one of the beds is (1) Knight of Beauty, staring intensely at the random potted plant in their room. ]

...How beautiful. Gazing upon your wonderful form has filled me with such joy that mere words cannot be used to express them, and yet, and yet...

[ Gesturing theatrically at the plotted plant, Argenti lays one hand atop his chest. ]

Your resplendent green leaves, your radiant flower and form...it truly is a sight to behold!

[ ...This is your roommate. YEP. ]